Sunday, October 17, 2004

Qrush is the Scarecrow

What does Qrush and the scarecrow from the wizard of oz have in common? They both do not have brains.

Qrush is a case study of a body without a brain. Qrush has developed such a hatred of Quixtar critics that he has now forgot to use his brain in his "analysis" of larsen. Qrush'es latest boring and factless attack on Scott Larsen is a classic example of blabbing at the mouth and not actually thinking about what he is saying.

So Scott Larsen is single. Big fuckiin deal. Hasn't shit for brains Qrush noticed that there are lots of single people in the world? Qrush's buddy Dean Kosage is also single. Isn't also nice that Scott Larsen has no kids, since he is not married? Is Qrush now endorsing singles to have children? That violates the perfect Christian family life, doesn't it? Guess if Larsen did have kids, then Qrush would call him a bastard spawning machine. Qrush is such a fucking coward that he won't tell his readers any information about himself.

How does Qrush come to the idea of Online porn? Has Qrush secretly installed a spybot on Larsen's computer? Does Qrush work for an online porn site and has seen Larsen there? Maybe it is because pron is Qrush's favorite past time when he's not jacking off with his Quixtar buddies. Qrush has shit for brains and he is not cleaver enough to dream up what else Larsen could do in his spare time.

Is Qrush a fucking financial genius? He thinks it is something special to have a bank own a house for you and Larsen is somehow financially inept for not owning a house. Qrush loves to pay his bank interest on his house and car. Qrush is probably in debt up to ass hole and is hoping daddy diamond will bail him out again. Qrush is fucking stupid he can't even remember what Quixtar's financial God Robert Kiyoski teaches that houses are negative cash flow! Obviously Qrush is caught up in the "keeping up with the Jones" trap and he thinks Larsen should also spend money on things he doesn't need. He claims Larsen has no money. Qrush better ask someone to think for him 'cause if Larsen ain't got a god damn house, then where is all the money that he would have spend on principle, interest and taxes?

Qrush goes assumes Larsen lost half his money in the market crash of 2000? How can Qrush know this? How does Qrush know that Larsen didn't get out before the big drop? He doesn't. Qrush is talking from his ass as he always does. Qrushed will gladly be the mediator in the comparison of bank statements between Larsen and Qrush. Larsen will crush Qrush in the comparison. Qrush is a great example of a body with shit for brains if he even has shit for a brain.

Qrush shows his stinking shit for brains when he mentions Larsen's employment record. Ok Qrush, let's get this straight, Larsen is a loser employee. He leaves Bosch and then they hire him back. If he was such a loser why would they hire him back? What is wrong with this picture? It is obvious Qrush has is sniffing paint thinner and that his logic only appeals to brain washed Quixbots. How many companies do you know that hire back poor employees? Qrush has s no business experience and just lives off his daddies money like a fat baby sucking his mommas teet.

Qrushed advises Qrush to go out and look for his brain like the Scarecrow did in the Wizard of Oz. He better be careful where he steps, the shit he steps in might be his own brains.

Qrushed over and motherfuckin out.