Qrush Is A Dope, Billy Florence Loves Qrush So Is Billy Florence A Dope?
Qrushed just flew back from New York after visiting brother Qrushed and chillin at the RNC bashes. Shweet. Qrushed told brother all about Qrush and the bro would not stop laughing. Qrushed had to show him Qrush's stupidass website before he even believed that it was fo real.
Some think the Qrush site aint fo real too. Qrushed has got bunches of emails from people asking if Qrush is fo real or what and some think that Qrushed is really Qrush. Qrushed ain't that pinko commie bastard poser and Qrushed is pissed that anyone would even think such shit. Qrush is a an anonymous chickenshit dope. His momma don't even love him no more.
Qrush is so stupid is because he whines about Bo Short and Eric Janssen and Scott Larsen and cries that they have other motives and can't be believed but it's Qrush that can't be believed. Who you gonna believe? The anonymous bullshitter with a free blog who won't give any facts or names or numbers to prove his lies or some dude who uses his real name and pays the bills out of his own pocket and puts his own reputation on the line every time he writes stuff on his webpage? And maybe Bo Short got an MLM but Billy Florence never came and said anything Bo lied about. Ken McDonald didn't either. Nobody did but the stupid anonymous Qrush.
Qrushed will also examine the motives of Qrush. Why is Qrush posting his stupid website if he's not affiliated with Quixtar? Stop and think about that for a while because it doesn't make any sense at all. Qrushed is sposed to believe that Qrush is just a dude that was surfing the websites one day and suddenly decided to start a blog about Bo Short, Eric Janssen and Scott Larsen. How does a dude not affiliated with Quixtar learn so much about Quixtar and Bo Short and Billy Florence and Fred Harteis and Hal Gooch and Joe Land and Dexter Yager and Orrin Woodward? Cause he didn't read about it in the Detroit Free Press brotha. Qrushed can't think of one person Qrushed knows that would know so much about Quixtar and be so worried about Quixtar's reputation but not be affiliated with Quixtar in any way. Do you know anyone?
Why does Qrush care about Quixtar so much? Why doesn't Qrush care about Wal-Mart or Home Depot or Costco reputations? Qrushed thinks Qrush is affiliated with Quixtar and that Qrush is lying more and more every day.
Quixtar talks about the internet is bathroom walls but think about bathroom walls. On bathroom walls people write obscene shit anonymously and so they don't care who they hurt or what results because they never will be caught or held accountable. That's what Qrush does every time he updates his website but it's not what Scott Larsen and Eric Janssen do when they update their website. They put their name and address and phone number and work history next to everything they write and they have something to lose if they tell lies. Their reputation is on the line but not Qrush's. Qrush could be Billy Florence and we'd never know. Qrush could say anything and unless he's sued he won't have to answer for anything. Qrushed wants you to think about that when you decide who to trust. Believe the anonymous asshole or believe the dude who puts his reputation on the line.
Some think the Qrush site aint fo real too. Qrushed has got bunches of emails from people asking if Qrush is fo real or what and some think that Qrushed is really Qrush. Qrushed ain't that pinko commie bastard poser and Qrushed is pissed that anyone would even think such shit. Qrush is a an anonymous chickenshit dope. His momma don't even love him no more.
Qrush is so stupid is because he whines about Bo Short and Eric Janssen and Scott Larsen and cries that they have other motives and can't be believed but it's Qrush that can't be believed. Who you gonna believe? The anonymous bullshitter with a free blog who won't give any facts or names or numbers to prove his lies or some dude who uses his real name and pays the bills out of his own pocket and puts his own reputation on the line every time he writes stuff on his webpage? And maybe Bo Short got an MLM but Billy Florence never came and said anything Bo lied about. Ken McDonald didn't either. Nobody did but the stupid anonymous Qrush.
Qrushed will also examine the motives of Qrush. Why is Qrush posting his stupid website if he's not affiliated with Quixtar? Stop and think about that for a while because it doesn't make any sense at all. Qrushed is sposed to believe that Qrush is just a dude that was surfing the websites one day and suddenly decided to start a blog about Bo Short, Eric Janssen and Scott Larsen. How does a dude not affiliated with Quixtar learn so much about Quixtar and Bo Short and Billy Florence and Fred Harteis and Hal Gooch and Joe Land and Dexter Yager and Orrin Woodward? Cause he didn't read about it in the Detroit Free Press brotha. Qrushed can't think of one person Qrushed knows that would know so much about Quixtar and be so worried about Quixtar's reputation but not be affiliated with Quixtar in any way. Do you know anyone?
Why does Qrush care about Quixtar so much? Why doesn't Qrush care about Wal-Mart or Home Depot or Costco reputations? Qrushed thinks Qrush is affiliated with Quixtar and that Qrush is lying more and more every day.
Quixtar talks about the internet is bathroom walls but think about bathroom walls. On bathroom walls people write obscene shit anonymously and so they don't care who they hurt or what results because they never will be caught or held accountable. That's what Qrush does every time he updates his website but it's not what Scott Larsen and Eric Janssen do when they update their website. They put their name and address and phone number and work history next to everything they write and they have something to lose if they tell lies. Their reputation is on the line but not Qrush's. Qrush could be Billy Florence and we'd never know. Qrush could say anything and unless he's sued he won't have to answer for anything. Qrushed wants you to think about that when you decide who to trust. Believe the anonymous asshole or believe the dude who puts his reputation on the line.
posted by Quixtar Qrushed at 11:25 PM
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