Thursday, September 16, 2004

An Open Letter to Qrush of Quixtar Qrush

Qrushed is completing your psychological profile and hoo boy its a doozie. But Qrushed would like very much to never need to publish it. Qrushed entered this war only because the liberal pinko Qrush was telling visicious lies about Bo Short, Scott Larsen and Eric Janssen. Qrush has no honor (no honor among thieves :) but Qrushed is willing to give him one last chance to get out of the war before the firestorm of truth comes raining down upon his head like armageddon.

Quixtar Qrushed is extending an olive branch to Qrush and wants to avoid what will surely come from Qrush rejecting this olive branch. Qrush if you have a brain and want to end this war of lies then answer these Qrushed questions:

  • What is your name and where in Michigan do you live?
  • Who is paying for your Google ads and how much is being spent?
  • How can you sleep at night knowing that you're spreading lies about your enemies because the truth of how shitty your business is just makes you want to cry?
  • Will you retract the bullshit you wrote about the "Unholy Trinity" and ask for their forgiveness?
  • Will you admit your affiliation with Quixtar?
  • Why do you aid people who lie to their children?
  • Will you ask God to forgive you of your lies?

Qrushed has learned a bunch about Mr. Qrush and if he don't fix this then his life will become a living hell. Qrushed's whole purpose is to expose your lies and show the reader audience that you're a cowardly bastard hiding like John Kerry. You can't fool Qrushed you stupid fool. Your Qrush website is only hurting those you want to help. There's only one way to fight your enemies but you're too stupid to know what way that is. You're a typical stupid Ambot that just learned to ty his own shoes because Billy Florence told him how.

This is your only warning. You have 48 hours to respond and then the wrath will be unleashed upon you and you will know the full fury of Qrushed the Vindicator. Don't be a fool and reject this olive branch Qrush. Be a man and grab that branch like a worm grabbing an apple. Qrushed over and out motherfucker.