Qrushed is pronounced "Crushed"

Hello Quixtar friends and foes. My name is derived from asshole conservative poser and self-appointed defender of Quixtar known as Qrush. Qrush is neither a conservative nor a defender of Quixtar. He pretends to be a cross between Rush Limbaugh and Rich DeVos but he's more like a cross between Adolf Hitler and Joseph McCarthy. Maybe his name should be McChitler. My mission is to expose the slanderous plot to defame and discredit Quixtar critics that is being orchestrated by a few bumbling fools who think that spreading lies and rumors will save their stupid business from the ugly truth. A man with facts is never at the mercy of men with opinions. So stay tuned as the critics of Quixtar critics get Qrushed and their evil schemes are exposed. Qrushed, over and out.