Qrush Is Quixtar's Hired Stooge

Qrush is a big fat fucking phony. Does he really think we're stupid enough to believe that he just decided one day to start his blog of lies about Quixtar critics? Qrushed guesses he does think that but we know better. Several emails have come in revealing that Qrush is actually part of a giant internet strategy hatched by Ken McDonald and his Quixtar-loving buddies. Quixtar 2.0 is just around the corner and Kenny was getting worried that when he started announcing the new sight to the liberal media that they would go to the internet and find sites by Scott Larsen, Eric Janssen and Bo Short. He couldn't have that and July he started his new internet tactic. Kenny and his gang of 10 blogged like motherfuckers. They were churning out blogs faster than a two-dollar whore can turn tricks. Blogs Blogs everywhere blogs. All of them hired stooges paid to blog about how fucking great Quixtar was and how awesome it was to work for quixtar and how all the leaders of Quixtar are God in-carnate and shit.

But that wasn't enough for those bastards. They didn't want just only positive shit about Quixtar, they wanted negative shit about their enemies. They wanted to spread rumors and lies and accusations and deciet about their internet critics to confuse the liberal media. And Qrush was born. But Qrush has more than one blog. You'll see him on other blogs too, under names like Orrin Woodward blog and Dexter Yager Blog and Quixtar Blog Bob Blog and Quixtar Sucks My Giant Fucking Cock Blog. Qrush isn't real. Qrush is a fantasy dreamed up by Kenny McD. And there's a rumor that Kenny is actually doing all these blogs by his lonesome.

The lies are being exposed. Qrush can run but he can't hide. He knows the jig is up and the news is out. They finally found him. We're gonna smoke him out of his shithole and blast him with the truth. You slimy piece of shit. Qrush is getting Qrushed and he's squealing like a pink piggy. Qrushed over and out.